Comments on: May Question: What is your favorite DBA joke?

By: bradmcgehee

bradmcgehee — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 20:29:39 +0000

The question of the month has now ended, and the winning entry can be found here.

By: willem

willem — Sun, 30 May 2010 16:40:44 +0000

DBA = Default Blame Acceptor

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 28 May 2010 20:33:59 +0000

How do you spell GOD?

DBA

By: John Magnabosco

John Magnabosco — Thu, 27 May 2010 10:22:51 +0000

I have been wanting to by a Cadillac DTS for quite sometime; but I am waiting for them to upgrade to SSIS.

By: Steve Gray

Steve Gray — Tue, 25 May 2010 18:08:45 +0000

I always describe myself as an ‘outgoing geek’ – that’s the kind of guy that looks at *your* shoes when he’s talking to you.

By: Bruce

Bruce — Fri, 21 May 2010 04:46:16 +0000

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
sp underscore
sp underscore who?
spid1, spid2, spid3….

(I found this here:http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/davidm/archive/2004/05/27/1407.aspx)

By: John Deupree

John Deupree — Tue, 18 May 2010 21:03:22 +0000

From xkcd

Mother gets a call from son’s school. “This is your son’s school. We’re having some computer trouble.”
Mom: “Oh dear, did he break something?”
School: “In a way. Did you really name your son ‘Robert’);DROP TABLE students; — ?”
Mom: “Oh yes. Little Bobby Tables, we call him.”
School: “Well, we’ve lost this year’s student records. I hope you’re happy.”
Mom: “And I hope you’ve learned to sanitize your database inputs.”

By: John Scott

John Scott — Mon, 17 May 2010 15:54:18 +0000

So, a DBA walks over to the Development group….